Cow Tales® are chewy, caramel, dessert jerky sticks filled with cream. Nope, not made from actual cows' tails. And yes, it's always been spelled "T-A-L-E-S." But whhhyyyy? Why are they called "Cow Tales"? Because "Cow Tails" would be weird.
Vanilla Cow Tales® are the original flavor introduced by Goetze's ("gets-is") Candy in 1984. Today, Goetze's (not "goats-is") also makes Vanilla Cow Tales® in King Size, Minis, and three kick-awesome flavors: strawberry, apple, and chocolate. We tried to make Banana Cow Tales® once. It didn't catch on. Should we bring them back?